From this post at TrekBBS:

If TNG were redone like Ron Moore’s nuBSG—

• Wesley would be older and be Picard’s son.
• Riker would be an alcoholic with a slutty wife (played by the Minuette actress)
• Worf would be a sleeper agent for the Romulans.
• Data would be destroyed frequently, but downloads his program into new bodies. He is also accidently responsible for the destruction of the human colony he was discovered on, but none of the crew know this.
• Troi would be black and have a crush on Wesley.
• Tasha Yar comes from an abusive past and would see Picard as a father figure. (Hmmm…NuBSG’s Starbuck IS a grittier Tasha Yar)
• Geordi would be white. Because Tyrol is white.
• Dr. Crusher would be a chain smoker.
• Q would only appear to Picard. We’d have no idea what Q is.
• Lwaxana Troi would be president of the Federation.
• O’Brien’s wife Keiko would be a Romulan.
• Guinan would be killed on an away mission early in season 2.
• The Borg would be the creation of humanity, possibly by accident. And they have a plan.

Hell yeah that made me laugh. And laugh. And then laugh some more.