Skintimate Skintimate vs. Noxzema        Noxzema

Skintimate Moisturizing Shave Gel, Sensitive Skin
Comparison Pending Use of Other Creams

Noxzema Triple Blade Disposable Razor

During Shaving: 0
Holy shit on a stick. I know that I’m using a bit of really sharp metal and scraping it across my skin, but I shouldn’t be able to feel that unless I make a mistake. This razor makes it Very Apparent that I am Using a Sharp Object to Shave Hair Off My Leg. And I wasn’t making a mistake. It hurt. My legs were screaming for mercy before I even got to my other leg. In fact, I think my left leg was begging to be left alone and hairy.

Post-Shaving: 5
Legs pleading for moisturizing lotion.

Razor Rash: 0
I looked like a smallpox victim.

Closeness: 8
Well, it was a close shave.