I never fill this shit out. And here I am, filling this shit out.

The rest of you, you fill this shit out, too.

All for my amusement.

And maybe your own.

This is xnera’s fault, by the way.

YOU’RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU…
I want to know 34 32 things about you.
I don’t care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other.

1. Can you cook?
2. What was your dream growing up?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite actor?
6. What was the last book you read more than once?
7. What zodiac sign are you?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
10. Favorite snack?
11. What is your favorite sport?
12. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14. Best thing to ever happen to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
16. Do you have any pets?
17. Do you know how to do the Macarena?
18. What time is it where you are now?. Booooring. I don’t care what time it is where you are.
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21. Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience?
22. What color eyes do you have?
23. Ever been arrested?
24. Bottle or Draft? This question has been deemed boring by me because I cannot drink. Fuck you, liver.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
27. What’s your favorite bar to hang at?
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30. Do you swear a lot?
31. Biggest pet peeve?
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33. In one word, how would you describe me?

As for my answers…

1. Can you cook?
Why yes, I can. I tend to be good at it, too. Or at least, people haven’t yet died from eating my food.

2. What was your dream growing up?
To become an astronaut.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
Playing the fiddle and/or violin. It’s true. I’ve wanted to since I was a little kid.

4. Favorite place?
Great East Lake, Maine

5. Favorite actor?
Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

6. What was the last book you read more than once?
An Unquiet Mind by Kay Redfield Jamison.

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Capricorn, baby! (Maybe that’s why I feel solidarity with the BSG Capricans)

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Nope. Not for lack of wanting, though. Just lack of the fortitude to deal with anticipated pain.

9. Worst Habit?
Picking at my thumbs. I really need to stop that.

10. Favorite snack?
Fresh, warm bread spread with peanut butter and homemade raspberry jam. (Oh, jam, how I miss thee…)

11. What is your favorite sport?
Is this a trick question? Fencing. Fencing, fencing, fencing. I’d say there is no other sport, but there are others I love as well. Sailing, snowboarding, whitewater kayaking, spring kayaking, raquetball… okay, okay. Any sport. I’m a sport whore. There, I said it. Sport. Whore.

12. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Negative. So I’m either always right or pleasantly surprised.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Hope you didn’t have gas.

14. Best thing to ever happen to you?
Finding out that last little piece of the puzzle that’s part of my mental health issues. Once that piece was figured out and treated, I got my life back.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
Despite my problems with authority and the fact that I’m a conscientious objector, I would love to be in the military. More specifically, a military doctor. Or astronaut. Hell yeah.

16. Do you have any pets?
No. Not allowed in my current abode as dictated by my landlord (he is horribly allergic to animals). However, I once had a horsefly take up residence for two hours in my apartment.

17. Do you know how to do the Macarena?
No. And I don’t want to learn, either. But I will laugh at you if you do the macarena.

18. What time is it where you are now?
10:33 AM.

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I fucking hate clowns.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I want more tone to my muscles. I’m a muscle whore.

21. Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience?
In crime. Then once we were arrested, I’d be your partner in conscience. Guilty conscience, but conscience nonetheless.

22. What color eyes do you have?
Um… blue. No… green. Well… gray. They change color depending on what I’m wearing.

23. Ever been arrested?
No. But I can think of several instances where I should have been.

24. Bottle or Draft?
Draft.

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Pay off my car and then bank the rest.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
None. Makes my jaw ache.

27. What’s your favorite bar to hang at?
One without smoke.

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. Not believing in them pisses them off.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read fanfiction. Shut up, all of you. Not one word of teasing.

30. Do you swear a lot?
Refer to questions five, nineteen, and thirty-one.

31. Biggest pet peeve?
Chewing with your mouth open. Absolutely, positively the best way to drive me batshit.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Distractible.

33. In one word, how would you describe me?
Thoughtful.