“Well, I just finished measuring mine.”

“Then let’s go.”

—Ethan and Bugsy

oh, and the worst ‘your mama’ joke ever:

Nathan. “Anything with a dollar menu is automatically a fast-food restaurant.”
 
Ethan. “So nathan, does that make your mom a fast-food restaurant?”
 
Everyone else: *blink*
 
Ethan. “Okay, I’m sorry. That was really bad.”