Nathan to me: “Are you sad that you can’t have sex?”
Me: “Well, that’s one thing, but isn’t why I”m sad.”
Nathan: “Why are you sad?”
Me: “I have no ice cream.”
Nathan: “And that’s more important than sex?”
Me: “Well, I can’t have sex AND I have no ice cream.”
Nathan: “So chocolate ice cream makes up for no sex?”
Me: “No, but it’s a start.”