Eliminate all weakness and become the king!

—That was the subject line of some spam in my inbox this morning. For once in my life, I didn’t mind it, because it amused me. It amused me even more when I opened it up and on the inside it said: in bed.

A fortune cookie!

I wonder if W got this spam. Maybe I should forward it to him. ‘Cause he’d get it and be “OMG, how’d they know?!”