1. Make fajitas. *
2. Realize both jars of salsa in the fridge have gone bad.* *
3. Frantically search cupboards for a mystery you-know-you-had-another-jar-of-salsa salsa.
4. Find Del Monte Petite Cut Diced Tomatoes with Zesty Chili Peppers.
5. Open can, drain, dump Petite Cut Diced Tomatoes with Zesty Chili Peppers into bowl.
6. Pour in some garlic powder, cilantro, and black pepper.
7. Mix.
8. Find a friend to taste test.
9. And you have Accidental Salsa.

I did this last night. It actually didn’t turn out badly at all. I’m sure it could’ve used some fresh ingredients, but it worked in a pinch and was fairly decent.

*this step optional
**this step semi-optional. no idea why you’d want accidental salsa when you’ve got perfectly good salsa in your fridge. weirdo.